Put my results up against your current agency, contract copywriter, or in-house marketing group.
If my work doesn't beat your current control or bring your next campaign a positive ROI . . . well, I'll eat my Swingline stapler.
But you should know, my results have put agencies out of work before. As an in-house writer, I have saved more than one company tens of thousands of dollars by writing control-beating direct mail campaigns that outperformed (and replaced) those produced by outside agencies.
See for yourself. Put me to work! I'd love to write you a winning campaign.